himynameissatan66

himynameissatan66:

aninsaciableloveforthedead:

elevenwishes:

charliesanals:

fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of  beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft  which makes  it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul

SHHH YOU’RE LETTING OUT OUR SECRET, ASS WIPE

THE FIRST RULE OF PERIOD CLUB DUDE.

1.) You don’t talk about the period.

2.You DO NOT talk about the period.

himynameissatan66

himynameissatan66:

So my dad does this extremely stupid thing every time anyone says something about the children of the corn:

Me: oh look the children of the corn is on.

Dad: *runs from one room to the room I’m in* you know what’s scarier than the children of the corn??????

Mom: oh no, please don’t start…..

This needs to be apart of DadCon2014

staff
staff:

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Because fuck being a carnivore

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Tumblr Tuesday: Pizza Forever, Pizza For Always Edition

We All Eat Pizza
The universal truth. From giant squids to ladybugs. These photos are definitely not photoshopped. We’re newt kidding you (we might be kidding you).

Oves-Pizza
Transparent Pizza Art. Zero calories, 100% original weekly updates.

Pizza Walk with Me
One man’s journey as he walks this pizza-filled world.

Pizza Feminism
"A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and pizza." — Gloria Stein-hamandpineapplepizza.

Pizza Skin
Pizza dreidels. Pizza Santas. Pizza people of all kinds. Pizza Skins does not discriminate by religion nor skin tone. Because all skin tones are pizza tones.

Photo by We All Eat Pizza

Because fuck being a carnivore